Surname
Showmewatchugot
Age
8
DOB
2000/09/21
Sex
Female
ID no
000921 SPOTTY
Health
Fat
Contact no
0800 FEED ME

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As you can see from her coating, Palooshka is a rather colourful mare and is even more colourful on the inside.  She has the cunning ability to pull the wool over your eyes.  She is fabulously confident and knows what she wants out of life.  She has an outgoing personality and loves interaction with humans especially if it involves food in any shape or form.  She has been known to be the jester of the group and more often than not she will have you in stitches.  We recommend Palooshka for any job that requires that people learn how to release their determination and persuasiveness in order to achieve their financial and personal goals.  She will ensure the lesson is both real and unforgettable.

EDUCATIONAL BACKGROUND

Versailles:  Arab breeding farm - Tom Burke, Limpopo Province
Majored in:
Dodging wild animals - Leopard, Lion, Crocodile and Snakes.
Finding food in dry winters without losing summer physique.

WORK EXPERIENCE

Enticing emotionally challenged humans to step outside the box.
Training beginner riders.
Raising 2 foals.
Training aspirant horse trainers.

Surname
Thugaliscious
Age
11
DOB
1997/10/01
Sex
Male (sort of)
ID no
971001 INDEPENDENT
Health
Very good if no tantrum is involved
Contact no
0800 I'LL CALL YOU

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Strider has a beautiful, strong and athletic physique to the point where it can be intimidating.  Strider, although rippling with muscles on the outside is as soft as caramel toffee on the inside.  His fellow friends and family are extremely important to him and boy does he get annoyed if separated from them for too long.  He is definitely independent in his working environment showing determination and focus on what needs to be achieved.  Given half a chance he will test your ability to handle stress, experiment with your fear factor and teach you to handle stubbornness and rejection with grace.  We recommend Strider for all humans as he teaches valuable lessons on how to deal with difficult people as he leaves his image of bolting and cavorting etched deeply in your mind.

EDUCATIONAL BACKGROUND

Summerveld Stud - Mooi River, Natal
Majored in:
Galloping through green pastures with mates.
Maximum amount of green grass you can take with one bite.
Sleeping deeply under the oak trees.
Trying to outrun your Sire/dam's reputation

WORK EXPERIENCE

Dressage
Show jumping
Making owner happy without being molly coddled
Being the safest ride ever unless Ostriches are involved

Surname
Eeeporky
Age
4
DOB
2004/04/05
Sex
Male (sort of)
ID no
98045 OH SO SWEET
Health
Recovered claustrophobic
Contact no
0800 CALL ME PLEASE

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Hawk is a delightfully silly boy who loves all contact especially hugs and kisses.  He has a fascination for humans, birds, rabbits and other curious critters.  Hawk has successfully worked through a number of social phobias (He had to learn how to be a horse after being rescued from a pigeon hole with no friends).  He has bravely moved from hiding behind trees out of sight from other 4 legged friends to being the bell of the ball who frolics and flounders and rags everyone.  Hawk (named to overcome his now rapidly diminishing pigeon Karma) is loyal, friendly and wants to please in his working environment.  We recommend Hawk for any human experience that requires a gentler touch and loving patience.  He tends to bring out your softer side.

EDUCATIONAL BACKGROUND

Unknown

WORK EXPERIENCE

How not to be a race horse
Learning to live in a pigeon hole.
Taking inexperienced riders out on an inexperienced horse and keeping things safe.

Surname
Just Lady
Age
Ladies never tell
Sex
Female in every way
ID no
??? YOUNGER THAN YOU THINK
Health
Challenged
Contact no
0800 MARMALADE

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Lady is as her name states, a true lady.  She has impeccable manners and is acutely aware of others.  She is confident but will never overstay her welcome.  She is always quietly available to those who need her and carries out her maternal role in society with grace, loyalty and purpose.  Although a silent partner she is recognised as a leader in her family unit. People are inclined to find refuge with her and we recommend Lady for any job that requires growth in tact and a softening of the heart. 
She will highlight the spookiness in you that might threaten your working or personal relationships.  She truly is a master in her own field.

EDUCATIONAL BACKGROUND

University of life:
Geography - Travelling throughout SA
Business economics - How to make your stay financially viable
Agriculture - Different grasses of SA
Social Economics - How to integrate Socially

WORK EXPERIENCE

Riding Schools throughout SA especially in North-West province.
Taking beginners on out rides and bringing them back scared, but in one piece
Very basic show jumping